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We saw this on one of our daily web trawls, and a thought struck us… this is SO Opal Koboi.
It reads:
Wanted
EVIL GENIUS seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopath for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. NO Weirdos.
Call: 1-800-MWA-HAHA
hahaha, oh this is SO Opal style
The full number is: 1-800-692-4242 😉
Haha. How do people write this stuff? It is SO Opal. Evil obsessed genius and all.
I seem to remember the twins thinking that they got high pay… maybe she got broke 🙂
They should add,”Must complement at all times, not think to loud(I can hear you), and try not to stare at my beauty(bad for the complexion). If you do not complement my new boots, you will be placed in the pigpen.
That’d be sooo perfect XD