We’ve come across a fantastic SoundCloud song by Tom Rule – called “A Pep Talk with the Centaur Techie.”
The creator describes it as:
I wrote this to try and personify some of the characters from Artemis Fowl, a series of books by Eoin Colfer.
Check the comments for which character is playing at the time!
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