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What are #DomovoiButlerFacts? I hear you ask. Well… ‘Butler facts’ are outrageous facts about everyone’s favourite bodyguard: Domovoi Butler. Outrageous or not, we imagine most, if not all, of the ‘facts’ are true. Our personal favourites are:
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Butler allows to live.
and…
When Butler sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Butler has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Check them out and choose your favourites on the DOMOVOI BUTLER FACTS PAGE! Don’t forget to tweet us your favourites with the #DomovoiButlerFacts hashtag!
Ok, so if there is an Opal Koboi, Domovoi Butler, and Foaly pages, tell me why there aren’t Mulch Diggums and Orion Fowl pages!!! Or else Butler will get you