Summary:

I don't know why, but I have this weird craving for stupid poems.

Anyway, this is another of my random poems, except this one's about a random Dwarf that has no name.

Categories: Poetry, Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Random Poems.......And Stuff
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27 Read Count: 371

Summary: Sorry, I wasn't really sure what to call this story. Well, basicly, it's if Artemis came to my school......For Kindergarten! OoO :) I really don't know what gave me this idea, but I think it has something to do with the wipped cream canister that I just sprayed into my mouth. =P**** HeeHee, I love little faces! :) Umm, A lot of my old friends will be in this story, as will I....You get to se what an evil little toddler I was! ~b 'kay, I'll stop with the faces now....
Categories: Stories
Characters: Angeline Fowl, Artemis Fowl Jnr., Artemis Fowl Snr., Domovoi Butler
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 781 Read Count: 410

Summary:

What if the demons weren't the last race of fairy? What if another, deadlier race had lain dormant for centuries, waiting for their moment to rise? And what will happen when they are confronted with Artemis Fowl II? Will he be able to control them? Or will he just end up as the next meal?

 

Here I am, posting once again. I said that I wouldn't post a new story, that I would just finish the old ones. But no. I couldn't resist. This was fairly popular on ff.net, and so I thought i would post it on here, just for kicks. It's posted up to the fourth chapter on ff, so you can read more there. Updates WILL BE SLOW!!!!!!! I emphasize my point. (Pen name: Realistic Fate)

 

Disclaimer: If I had any of these pieces of pure beautiful literature known as books to my name, do you think that I would simply complain about everything and everyone? No, I would secretly hire Butler to come and pick them off, one by one....XD

 

Btw, I DOOOOOOO realize that Arty is slightly OOC in later chapters, ok? PLEASE, do NOT review simply to tell me that!

Categories: Stories
Characters: Angeline Fowl, Artemis Fowl Jnr., Artemis Fowl Snr., Domovoi Butler, Holly Short, Juliet Butler
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2751 Read Count: 146

Summary:

This is possibly the longest thing I have ever typed out, and that's not saying much, I know. But still...

Ema Amoletas is managing to keep herself from dying of boredom during the long, boring, boiling Summer months, but just barely. Writing and wondering about her true origins are all that's left for her to do, and her adopted family (particularly the annoying twins) aren't helping much. While she spends her days, imagining her birth parents as knights in shining armour and Damsels in disress, little does she know that her history is even more fantastacly romantic than Romeo and Juliet. But she's about to find out...

Disclaimer: I own no one in this story other than Ema. 

Warning: This is way too much like a soap opera.

Yet Another Warning: H/T H/A yeah, it's confusing, but just bear with me. (O.O)

Categories: Stories
Characters: Artemis Fowl Jnr., Domovoi Butler, Holly Short, Juliet Butler, Mulch Diggums, Opal Koboi, Trouble Kelp
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Het Romance, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: Emalline The Fowl
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8005 Read Count: 1364

Summary:

Wow, yet another wierd songfic! WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!?!? oh, who cares?

Based on the song Free Man in Paris, by Joni Mitchell. Or Neil Diamond, I can't remember which. Oh, well! Hope you like!

 

Categories: Poetry
Characters: Holly Short
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 172 Read Count: 276