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Top 5 ‘Artemis Fowl’ Gadgets

(Says who? Says me, of course. KearaAdara, because I’m so qualified to judge these gadgets.) I’ve counted – not that difficult, really – and found that the Artemis Fowl series has exactly 4 characters who are officially considered geniuses. (Okay, Artemis, genii. Happy now?) Anyway. With that amount of intellect, the series naturally has many gadgets well ahead of our ...

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Introducing… Domovoi Butler Facts!

What are #DomovoiButlerFacts? I hear you ask. Well… ‘Butler facts’ are outrageous facts about everyone’s favourite bodyguard: Domovoi Butler. Outrageous or not, we imagine most, if not all, of the ‘facts’ are true. Our personal favourites are: There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Butler allows to live. and… When Butler sends in his taxes, he sends blank ...

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The Top 10 ‘Artemis Fowl’ Characters

So we all love Artemis Fowl. Duh. But we also love Domovoi Butler, Holly Short… people like that. There are many loveable people (and fairies) in the Artemis Fowl series. Some are huggable and some aren’t. (I tried to hug Butler before, it didn’t work out.) But we love them all the same. Anyway… introducing the Top 10 Artemis Fowl ...

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Is Opal Koboi at it again?

We saw this on one of our daily web trawls, and a thought struck us… this is SO Opal Koboi. It reads: Wanted EVIL GENIUS seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopath for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. NO Weirdos. ...

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