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Arctic Incident Book Quotes

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Artemis Fowl

“(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.”

“Zdravstvutye, syn: Hello, son.”

“Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn’t believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby’s for ten thousand
a term.”

“But my father is so close, Butler. I can’t give up now.”

“(softly) Goodbye, Holly.”

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Domovoi Butler

“Right, enough talk. I think it’s time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist.”

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Foaly the Centaur

“Tell me I’m not the cleverest individual in the universe.”

“Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow
your head off; something even the magic can’t fix. Other than that you should be all right, presuming you
remembered to wear the regulation above-ground micro-fibre jumpsuit recently patented by me. Then again, being
a Recon jock, you probably didn’t.”

“No, I don’t think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B’wa
Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by
signing his own name.”

“(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND
PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF
ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.”

“At the risk of sounding cliched, Briar, you’ll never get away with this.”

“(to Artemis) Why don’t I just move in with you? Do your ironing while I’m at it.”

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Holly Short

“Hey, Mulch, if you listen really hard you can just about make out the sound of nobody giving a hoot.”

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Julius Root

“That’s the last thing I need, goblins with Softnoses.”

“Congratulations, Captain. You managed to lose some LEP technology.”

“(to Artemis) There will, of course, be a major investigation, but that’s an internal problem. So don’t you
worry your juvenile head about it. Concentrate on growing some bristles”

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Kamar

“(about Artemis I) He wants caviar, can you believe it? I give him a nice bowl of stroganina and he wants
caviar, the ungrateful, the ungrateful Irlanskii.”

“(to Vassikin) Powers? Magic? Oh, go stuff your head in the reactor, you old woman.”

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Mulch Diggums

“(giggling) I’d like to thank the Academy.”

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