‘Artemis Fowl’ Personality Quiz

Want to find out which ‘Artemis Fowl’ character you’re most like? Do you think you’ve got the strength and military decisiveness to be Butler? Are you evil to the core like Opal Koboi? Are you a mindless troll that just wants to eat humans? Are you a genius criminal mastermind of the highest order?

161 comments

  1. That awkward moment when you’re a genius, deranged, psychopath, chocolate loving pixie.

  2. Hmmm…….
    I’m Arty…..
    I can go with that… I think the clincher was ‘what do you take on a desert island’ (LAPTOP (I can’t survive without it!!)) and ‘What do you do if someone insults you’ (REVENGE, sweet, beautiful revenge.)

    • I was going to pick “Laptop”, but would you be able to use it on a Desert Island?

      • Thinking outside the box – I like it!

      • Clarisse Minstreek

        The laptop in it’s original form would be completely useless. But if you were able to make the right tools using what you have with you on the island, it shouldn’t be hard to dismount the computer device. Then, you could use it’s parts to create a digital signalizer, making your chances of getting out of the island considerably bigger.

    • I just walk away, UNLESS IT IS ARTEMIS FOWL, Ugh, that mud boy!

      • You know that you are reeeeeeeeeeely good freinds with artemis fowl in the later books. WAIT A MINITE. I’M ONLY SEVEN AND I’M RIGHTING COMMENTING???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • I chose laptop for similar reasons to Clarisse: with a device– hopefully with its own hotspot if I predicted the problem and installed one –I would have an opportunity to leave the island. Perhaps not within the day, but certainly within the week. I could conceivably survive a week, assuming the island has food and a fresh water source. Besides, I’m a writer. If I don’t want to be more insane than I already am, my laptop is a must.

    • Artemis Fowl is life

      Oh yes I once was insulted then fed some insults throughout the class, making it look like the person’s friends said it instead! In other words, don’t get on my bad side.

    • Obsessed Fowl Fan

      But… Chocolate for emotinoal stability- Autism Artemis

      WAIT- AUTISM ARTEMIS HAS A GOOD RING ON IT

  3. Of course I got Holly! Bahaha were twins.

  4. Jaehyun Glara Yu

    Mm. Arty is good.

  5. its that sarcastic need to use my genius to help people that makes me a centaur

  6. Artemis. Well than. I have nothing to worry about. I like that.
    I always was genius masterminde. At least I know I am not evil or crazy.

  7. I got Opal Koboi…
    How can I get opal Koboi?!?!!? Omg
    I have to retake it somehow…

  8. Select female – Opal Koboi. Select male – Opal Koboi. What’s wrong with me ?!?

    • You are evil, like the dark pits of firey hell inside of my soul. Yet, I still get Artemis Fowl, while I select both male and female.

  9. At first, I was Opal.. but now, i’m a Troll. Well, it’s true, I’m hungry.. but “uncontrolled aggression, not afraid to eat, kill, or destroy almost anything they see”!!!
    …maybe I should try again.. am I that evil??

  10. Michael Grubius

    I got foaly

  11. Cool. Looks like I got Arty. I’ve always like him, with the whole genius criminal mastermind thing going on (seroiusly though – who doesn’t? Like him, I mean) What I don’t get is how I’m Holly as well …. Hmmm. Curious. Well, the bright side is I’m a ” …determined, forthright elf” and has the “the highest IQ tested in Europe.

  12. Holly is my fav char and i got Holly xD

  13. Im kind of disappointed I got Holly cause I wanted Rtemis but this web is fun and im fine with Holly though

  14. I GOT A TRRROOOOLLLLLL!!! NNNNOOOOOO! and then I retoke it and got OPAL KOBIE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!

  15. i got opal koboi …… but it kinda suits me
    paranoid-sort of deranged-totally world domination-sweet!!
    only diffrence is …… I LUV ARTEMIS FOWL !!!!!

  16. PendragonQueen09

    Male= Artemis.

    Female= Opal.

    I can live with this.

  17. I can’t decide if getting Opal was bad or good

  18. I got Mulch. Am I the first one? Doesn’t anyone else think food is the center of their universe? I mean, come on!

  19. I got a Holly!! haha

  20. HollyShoryWannaBe

    Male: Artemis

    Female: Opal

    Now I would rather be male. Sorry to all the deranged, vain, chocolate-loving megalomaniacal pixies out there, but Opal really gets on my nerves. Uggghhh!!!!!?

    • HollyShoryWannaBe

      Retook the test by randomly selecting and STILL got Opal!!! What a world, what a world, what a world!!!!!!!!

  21. I can’t believe these people! Opal? I’m more of an Arty character, not to boast, but I consider myself a very intelligent being.

  22. hmm… Koboi. I can believe that

  23. Every time I test, I’m Opal. I even tried to get someone else!!! I don’t think I’m *that* evil….

  24. How do I take the freaking test!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  25. Out of any Holly is the period and yes I would sooo take a Netrino on a desert island

  26. I got Artemis fowl 2 which isn’t great cause I am no male basically

  27. got foaly

  28. Well, it seems Artemis and I have more in common then just being highly intelligent, at least from what people have told me. We’d both be upset if we didn’t have our laptops. Me more so because I would be driven insane by all the plot ideas I come with for my fan fiction stories…….

  29. Of course my result to the test was Artemis. How could it not be? He is the only other person I have ever heard of that has submitted to
    a psychology book under a pseudonym due to being to young. The few attributes we do not share are his wealth, gender and mathematical skills,
    my joys resting in other areas.

  30. The names Fowl Artemis Fowl….I guess u guys better watch out …U have no idea about the ramifications that can occur if u mess with me

  31. Clarisse Minstreek

    Artemis Fowl II. Im not called a mastermind for no reason.

  32. Opal. Hm. I didn’t think i would be her…but now that I think about it, we are somewhat similar. I’m not a megalomaniacal pixie, but i am a smart, vengeful chocoholic.

  33. I am Artemis Fowl the second….. Too bad that him and I think alike.

  34. Hellillbeiy Ellrick Nighrem

    As I expected, I was non other than Artemis Fowl myself. Nothing Surprising.

  35. ARTIMIS
    BIG TIME
    he’es a mastermind he is really good

  36. As I was waiting for the answer, I was thinking “I think I got Artemis… maybe Holly.” I was right, I am the most like Artemis. Unfortunately, some of are differences include me not being close friends with the People, him not being called crazy for believing in fairies, and me lacking funds to actually try to discover the People. Also me not wanting to exploit the People, but wanting to discover them because then I will have achieved one of my dreams.

  37. How do I play the game

  38. GO ARTEMIS! Destroy the LEP agency. Hahaha!

  39. When you don’t want to be opal so take the test again

    Becomes a troll.

    Well then. 🙁

  40. I’m Arty the second and I’m proud of it!

  41. How do I take the test?

  42. How on earth do I get it to work? It won’t let me take the quiz!

  43. being opal ><

  44. I, too, am annoyed when people use incorrect grammar online. Most of the people who make grammatical errors are the large population of adult simpletons.

  45. I said I was male… but I got Holly??

  46. Artemis Fowl II uses his intelligence to build his family fortune through crime. This stems from his family, who have been criminals for generations.” Artemis is famed for his intelligence; he claims to have the “highest IQ tested in Europe”, but is also known for a lack of coordination and athletic ability.
    Same as me but the crime part is out.

  47. Where is Mulch Diggums??

  48. so… i got holly even though i’m NOTHING like her.

    someone help me.

  49. I tried the first time got opal koboi tried again got opal koboi tried it ten more times got opal even tried randomly 6 more times still got opal if I clicked male got opal clicked female got opal I guess it’s true I am a little bit paranoid my dream is world-domination apart from being a pixie we are very alike I love stealing I would kill you if you got in my way people say I am a genius shame I use my talents for bad reasons their being modest I’m definitely evil and one day ill rule the world so you should get used to my name soon ill rule you all and if you annoy me prepare to die humiliated disgraced and painfully there will be no escape mwahahahahaha

  50. Any other Foalys out there? “It’s not easy being an unappreciated genius”

  51. i SAID i WAS A FEMALE,I’M ARTY.
    It’s true,I look like a boy.
    I am a criminal mastermind too.

  52. Artemis II! Or, *giggles* Junior. XD. I got Opal first, then I answered male, and got Artemis. I’m not as evil as Opal (Not saying I’m not evil, though), so I’ll go with Junior (Mwahahaha, I like calling him that).

  53. I found ways to get each of the characters. Artemis, Holly, Butler, Opal, Mulch, Foaly, and the troll. Some were really easy (Artemis, Holly, Opal, Troll) but others were harder (Mulch, and Butler and Foaly especially).

  54. i am most like holly short
    i was hoping for mulch diggums

  55. Sweet! I got Artemis

  56. How do you start the quiz?
    I can’t find it

  57. Male: Arty
    Female: Holly
    Oh, by the way, note the name, if u like artemis fowl / the fowl twins and u buy every book u will see that name at some point

  58. Haha even though I’m a swimmer and a diver and beat up every boy at my school and a girl
    I got Arty

  59. I got Artemis Fowl II. I am kinda like him though, just without the evil part he has in the beginning. I love the Artemis Fowl books almost as much as the Percy Jackson and Harry Potter series, and for me that is one of the biggest compliments I could give a book series.

  60. Oh dear. On the school’s rounders and sports team yet known for lack of coordination and athletic ability. My teacher needs to sort herself out.

  61. The moment when you get told you are a genius with lacking physical skill, even though you have been doing gymnastics for half of your life

  62. Are you able to get Julius Root?

  63. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY NAME

    no there are only 4 options at most, butler, Holly (i got her),artemis and mulch.

  64. I got Artemis II, but have the answers I picked had nothing to do with what Artemis would do. I seriously thought I was going to get Mulch
    Over all it was a very enjoyable quiz!

  65. Atemis fowl II

  66. I got Artemis Fowl. I’m pretty sure most of us did. Has anyone gotten Mulch or A troll yet?

  67. no one is knowing if i am a boy or a girl

  68. U WONT KNOW ME NAME

    My IQ is 498.

    Beat that Artemis Fowl II!

  69. Idon'tcarewhatIgot

    Without trying I got Artemis Fowl 2, but no matter how hard I try to get Butler, I always get Opal. Is that for everyone? Try it!

  70. I can’t believe i got ArtemisII. Im also a girl.

  71. I’m a girl. I like to eat. I’m cool, casual, and not very compassionate, although I try to help people when I can. I’m a bit crazy and am into art, sparkles, fantasy, and music. I am intrigued by science but find it a bit over my head sometimes. Most of my answers to the quiz questions had to do with me liking to eat and being crazy and stupid. (I’m not afraid to be hard on myself.)
    Given all of this…
    HOW IN (or under) THE WORLD AM I ARTEMIS FOWL?!?!?
    This doesn’t make sense…

  72. The Six-Eared Jax

    Oh cool I got Artemis Fowl ||

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