Artemis Fowl News

Artemis Fowl Movie PETITION!


We don’t know about you, but we are oh-so very excited about the prospect of an Artemis Fowl Movie. Many of us have been waiting 14 years(!) since the very first book graced bookshelves across the world. However, due to rights disputes, delays, scripts, and all manner of other ‘Development Hell’ issues, the movie has been delayed and delayed and delayed. Well… ... Read More »

Top 5 Artemis Fowl Quotes


(As objectively and scientifically analysed by KearaAdara) So we all love AF quotes, be they touching, relatable, or just plain hilarious. In my opinion, everyone needs that one place to go to for a light pick-me-up in the middle of a hectic day, when there’s no time to read the series. (Though there should ALWAYS be time to read the ... Read More »

Is Opal Koboi at it again?


We saw this on one of our daily web trawls, and a thought struck us… this is SO Opal Koboi. It reads: Wanted EVIL GENIUS seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopath for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. NO Weirdos. ... Read More »